Trike Patrol

She definitely has that look about her; they’re usually not super stunners, nor are they ever slim and fit. That big huge butterfly tat on her navel is another giveaway also. Still, Karen seemed like a reasonably nice girl to spend some time with, and Jonas was going to do just that and more. The “and more” came just moments later when Karen slipped into a sexy black meshy thing and wrapped her lips around Jonas’ ready waiting cock. After providing a good serving of brains for our European friend, Karen then mounted him with that butterfly-festooned pussy of hers facing the cam. The girl clearly enjoyed riding the pole more than most. It’s nice to love what you do for a living; you don’t even feel like you’re working. She turned around backwards and rode even harder in reverse cowgirl with her big full ass facing us. This was a fairly active fucking LBFM in the sack. It’s always better when they get into it like this. Karen backed dat ass up while Jonas plowed her from behind, and he even gave us some of the POV perspective in doing so. More reverse cowgirl with Karen riding even harder still and facing the cam so you can seen the penetration up into that naturally hairy pussy. Laying her on her back and stuffing away some more at that pudgy painted-up puki, Jonas unleashed the tides of DNA-dumplings up inside her for a healthy butterfly creampie. All Karen could do at that point was laugh and giggle about the sticky-icky goo bomb gurgling in her now gaping gunch. With that, it was off to the shower to hopefully wash it all away before germination set in. The last thing this nice gal probably needs is a half-Euro stepbrother for the other hungry mouth at home. Well, that and another turkey-sized growth in that stomach of hers. It would take a whole swarm of butterflies to cover that one up, haha.

Finally, a day without some rain. I was hanging out in my hotel room chatting with some girls, and planning to go barhopping later, when I felt the need for fresh air so I went up to the rooftop to get some. Little did I know, I would find more than fresh air up there. When I got up top and had a look around, filming some of the busy late-afternoon traffic down below, I noticed someone else was up on the roof with me; a young girl, in a tight pink dress, leaning by the rail and intently looking down at the street below. I went over to her and said hello, and she said she was staying here at this hotel also, with her family. Her name was Shakira, 19 years old, but she talked and carried herself as a girl a bit older. 19 going on 40 maybe? She had this “rough” look about her, with her metal dental-work and all, but could be cute at the same time. I found her husky, confident sounding voice to be rather sexy actually. I asked if she’d allow me to take some photos of her, which she did. It become quickly evident this girl had a naughty side; I could see a certain look in her eye which told me so. We moved under some shelter a bit, and she allowed me to grab her nice bountiful breasts, then going further caressing the crevice between her legs. The next thing I knew, Shakira had my cock out and in her mouth. Talk about wherever, whenever! This girl must’ve had some kind of oral fixation. She was sucking my dick right there on the rooftop minutes after meeting me! And was rather skilled at it too I might add. Her wanton sexuality and fearlessness had me extremely horny right then. I just couldn’t resist turning her around, bending her over and fucking her doggy style right there, which she allowed me to do with zero resistance or hesitation. Waka waka, what an animal! I had to get this girl inside to my hotel bed before someone caught us up there. So we halted our coital coagulation momentarily to move this party behind closed doors. The heated exchange continued on immediately. Shakira enjoyed being fucked by my strange cock in such a satisfied and matter-of-fact manner that I could tell it’s probably something she makes a habit of. I didn’t let that thought slow me down one bit though, and you’ll see I continued to pound her wet pussy from every angle I could. Well, that is of course until I couldn’t fight off my bubbling hot load anymore. Which most of you will be happy to see, I pumped inside her vagina like a confectionery pastry pen filling up a cream-centered doughnut. The footage I captured of it dripping out of her gaping snatch like a half-melted ice-cream sandwich is downright awe-inspiring to say the least. Enjoy my primordial brush with this shameless she-wolf of a young woman, Shakira! It was a fun one!

Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in regards to variety. They all say the enjoy Trike Patrol and the lovely amateur Pinays we present, but were each left wanting to see us mix things up a bit more. This is totally understandable and we will certainly do our best, but the one unpredictable variable in all of it is, well, the girls. It’s like Forrest Gump said about a box of chocolates; You just never know what you’re gonna get. There’s no talent scouts or modeling agencies or porn-stars here my friends. These are your run-of-the-mill, every day Filipina girls found literally right off the streets in most cases. With that realness, comes some unpredictability in terms of sexual skills, attitudes and willingness’ to try some of the “different” things some of us want to see once in a while. Things like anal, threesomes, facials, load-swallowing, etc. If you know Filipinas, then you damn well know they can be some of the most prude women on the planet when it comes to that stuff, despite jumping in bed with you for a smile and a wink like you see here every week. Along with some of the stated desires for different sexual things, we also have heard urgings for different scenarios and situations. One critique was something to the effect of “all of the episodes look alike”. Well my friends, I think this week’s scene from Mr. X has got the “new scenario” base covered for ya’s. If you know Mr. X, patrolman of such episodes as Diana, The Cum Guzzler, Roseanne, The Manila Killah and Rain, The Quick Cock Study, then you know he doesn’t mess around. When it comes to slaying Pinay pookie on his yearly visits, he always goes for the jugular. This time, he decided to do just what people have been asking for, and try something different. While Thailand is the more famous destination for the “soapy” massage house experience, Mr. X decided to drop in at a place in Manila he heard about online and brought a mongering buddy along to film. There’s all types of places like this in the city, with varying formats. Unlike the “fishbowl” ones where you walk in and gaze through glass into a room full of beauties to pick from as your “massage girl”, this place X found was simpler. You just come in and pay at the front desk, and they lead you through a door to a hallway of rooms and tell you which one to knock on. Supposedly, if you don’t like what you see when the door opens, you can return to the front and ask to try another door. This wasn’t at all necessary once Mr. X saw what was behind door # 1. A hot, sassy looking piece of ass in a white silky nightie welcoming him right in for a session. Oh, that Filipina hospitality, so warm and inviting. Her name was Rorie, and she had that devilish look that let’s you know you’re in for a good time. Mr. X knows the drill of course, and got undressed after she led him to the bathroom for a “clean-up”. Rorie disrobed as well and revealed a spectacular lil’ body on her. Sporting a purple t-back panty which framed her beautifully-shaped ass just right. She directed him into the shower stall with her and began the clean-up session. There’s nothing quite like a hot ‘n soapy rub-down of your nether regions by the skillful hands of a sexy Asian babe you just met. Next, it was on to the tub where Rorie prepared the bubbles and jacuzzi jets for the real “soapy” massage action. She writhed and gyrated her fine ass body all over X’s, and caressed his back and front with her silky wet nipples and ass. A little cock-teasing with her tongue and dick-beaters, but that was all for the moment. Some sud-laced footy action took place also for those of you that might fancy it. Rorie worked him over with the soapy bubbles fizzing between her wandering fingers, and Mr. X’s then-awakened little dork was a clear sign of her effectiveness. It’s nice to see a true professional at work here, isn’t it. After that, they toweled off and headed to a dry-bed where she drizzled lotion all over his back and gave a nice slippery body-on-body massage. By this time in the routine, your relaxation and blood-flow are at a peak. Though, a good pint or two of your blood would now be between your legs if you are human and not a fag. After showing off her gorgeous shaved brown puki up-close, she rubbed some lotion on her lovely tits and nurtured X’s cock with them some more. Then, finally after all that teasing, she engulfed him with her wet mouth and began a true professional’s blow job. This is what it’s all about my friends. You just got off a long, tiresome flight from afar, went through the hot, stinky airport cues, got your luggage after another hour, and just minutes after checking in at your hotel and dropping off your bags, you visit a place like this and have your cock deservingly in a moist mouth after a relaxing and pleasurable soapy massage. The feeling of gratification and contentment is priceless. Rorie is no amateur, so when she sucks a dick, she does so with a purpose. That purpose was nothing but a glorious, ball-draining first nut of the vacation from our friend, Mr. X. These kinds of availabilities to experience are what visiting Asia is all about guys. You really have to try it to call yourself a true monger. Sure, it’s nice to do the social media hunting, poaching from the bars or even street mongering like we do, but man, these quick, on-location massage places are fantastic for blowing off some pent-up steam with no hassles, no hunting, no finicky bargirls, no dating site virgins wanting to marry you and no unpredictable freelancers. You just enter, you get a relaxing, pleasurable experience from a nice babe you’ll never have to see again, and you leave feeling fresher and cleaner than when you came in……er, well, cleaner on the outside anyway, hehe.

The hotels in this town see a whirlwind of pussy coming in and out of them at all hours of the day. Seriously, just sit in a hotel lobby here for 15 minutes and you’ll know what I mean. Bargirls coming from the bars hand in hand with their customers, camgirls, freelancers and internet girlfriends showing up and checking in at the front desk to meet their marks, and even steady gf’s and wives trying to track down their cheating money-ko’s. You’ll see it all. The exit traffic is just as good as the incoming sometimes. You’ll see the girls leaving with their disheveled or shower-wet hair, hastily re-applied make-up and that over-all “freshly-fucked” look about them. Sometimes, if you’re not the type who cares, you can even score a quick easy piece of “sloppy seconds”. Not just in the lobby, but also the hotel’s halls, internet rooms, restaurant and pool areas (if applicable); there’s pussy oozing everywhere it seems. At the very least, you should be able to poach some cell numbers without ever leaving the front door. This is exactly what our friend Tourist Bob did this week. He found a nice dark-skinned babe in his hotel’s courtyard area and she was kind enough to trade digits with him after a short chat. Her name was Ashley, a 22 yr old tongue-pierced sweetie from Olongapo. She hinted that she was there with a boyfriend but Bob didn’t press her on the issue much. As the saying goes here, when it comes to the girls, you don’t lose your girl, you just lose your turn. It didn’t take fortune-teller to figure out that Bob’s turn with this charming young LBFM was probably rather soon. Just how soon? How about later that same afternoon? These girls never miss a good opportunity when one presents itself like Bob here, boyfriend or money-ko(s) be damned. Ashley shows up at Bob’s room just a few hours later after some texting. This was a no-nonsense little tart if I ever saw one. Bob had her undressed and flicking her own clit for his cam within minutes of her arrival. You’ll probably agree Ashley’s petite brown-pink puki is a thing of beauty. Some vagina’s can be downright ugly looking, but this small-framed Pinay has a lovely one. She also has a spectacular tight brown spankable butt on the other side. And spank is just what Bob got to do a few moments later after Ashley serviced his cock with her mouth a bit. She mentioned her favorite positions were doggy and “on-top”, so Bob let her get some work in at both of those during the romp session. There was talk at the start that she might be a cum-swallower, and that would’ve been nice to see, but after his first load went on her chin, Bob ended up basting her fish-brisket with a steamy creaming that he caught flowing out when she sat up. Let’s hope he didn’t slip one past the goalie and ruin her for the next guys; a good easy LBFM is hard to find.

Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about him lately, he was more than happy to make an impromptu return to where he began his exhibitionist mongering journey. While he’s keeping pretty busy these days traveling all throughout Asia, he said that anytime he passes through the Philippines, he’ll be hopping back in the trike with us for at least a couple of rides. When it comes to John Tron and trike rides, most of them end up with sticky seminal globs of his splattered all over or up inside his unsuspecting female co-passengers. We’re sure that you’ll be just as glad as we are to have him popping his head(s) back into our sidecar here once in a while. For this week’s edition, John wastes no time on his first day back to Phils. Sure, he could’ve went patrolling the streets or malls, but he wanted to get right back to the Pinay pussy-whacking action, so he called on the ol’ social media network and looked up a previous babe he’d fucked on FB. You may recall this amply-breasted babe, Princess, from about 7 months ago when she and her cute friend Trixie comprised a dick-devouring duet for John’s personal perverted pleasure. Like most girls here with nothing to do, Princess came running like a lemming to a cliff once she heard John was back in town. The man is like the Pied Piper of Pinay Puki I tell ya, playing his magical skin flute to draw them in and then leaving behind a trail of dumbfounded, cum-stained girls in his wake. Princess was at his door within moments of his beckoning text, and had her glorious big brown tits out in his hands just seconds later. When you first arrive back here, there’s almost nothing on your mind other than blowing that first load. You can almost smell the pussy when you step off the airplane, and it’s calling you like an old friend wanting to revisit past mischief. Once again, you see the hot LBFMs on the plane, in the terminal and outside on the street and the urge to just go grab one and fuck the hell out of it is undeniable. So it’s extremely important to blow off that initial bit of steam upon arrival, and that’s precisely what Johnny did here in this episode with Princess. You’ll pretty much take the first warm hole that shows up at your door to get it out of your system. She’s a somewhat chubby girl, but sports a beautiful smile and do I even need to mention the hoots? An excellent example of Filipina breastage if there ever was one. Rotund, brown, firm, and with big dark nipples. Princess knew all too well why she was summoned and had her hands and lips wrapped around John’s well-traveled pecker in good order. After dining at her young trimmed Y a tad, John got back into the Philippines for real when he buried his patient pork-sword into her then moistened-up cooch. Some of the faces this girl makes as she’s getting’ it are a treat, haha. She turns around and rides in reverse cowgirl also, showing off her fairly nice round brown Filipina ass. A girl with that rare combo of ass and tits is always a nice thing to come upon. But the real treat, for us guys anyway, is unleashing that pecker-snot payoff. And what better place to spray it than on a girl’s awaiting, open-mouthed face? I’ve heard sex doctor types try to psycho-analyze it and say it has something to do with a male’s yearning for acceptance or that it’s a masochistic desire to degrade, but I have my own, less complex theory: It’s just fun, and there’s less chance of unwanted fertilization when it’s drippin’ down her cheek. (or the false accusation of it when you have video evidence she took it on the chin!) We’re glad you’re back in the Philippines, John; we know you are too!